CU soon

I am babyman

Pucker up.


Why not?


Dad says I have British teeth, what does that mean?


CU Buffalosers-Nebraska Cornholers gametime.


I got some baptism dimes on this one.


It was a success, we lost but covered!


Stop smiling, take the money and run lady!


Sun & stadium cup #1


Mom said this is Armani.


Whoops, I just crapped in Armani.

R W Live!

More of the same

Bah humbug!


Just kidding.


Check out my big blue eyes . . .


Red, white and blue eyes . . . how patriotic.


Me? Trying to get out of here? Too funny . . .


I was just checking for a loose screw.


Found it.


And now for something completely different:



I just took the biggest dump ever, I call him dad.


My fingers is caught in yo weave old man.



Hey dad, you don't produce milk.



Here I am brushing my tooth.


Thanks for letting me continue to eat my own dandruff.



Two tickets to the gun show please. Baba showing em off.


It's been great seeing you this week.


Praising Allah with babcia.

Mom made me add that one.

Food for thought

You said you have a surprise for breakfast? How nice.


Pumpkin-avocado puree? Wow!


That is a surprise, you can tell by my enthusiasm . . .


I don't care if it's locally-grown and organic . . .


It looks like you should put it straight into my diaper.


I've had better surprises at the doctor's office.


And who ever heard of a locally-grown Colorado avocado anyway?


After that, the food in a neon-green, mesh bag seems normal.


It's a potato pancake, if you must ask.

Seriously.

Actually, I might be able to get used to this.


Ay caramba!


Thanks for the encouragement Babcia!

Hello Cleveland!

Hey, hold on, Baby Einstein is making my IQ rise . . .


Or is that fall?


Whatever. . .


Don't make me get all Hungarian on you . . .


Dad. why do you shave your chest?


You don't?

Why advertise?

Mmm, tan, wet stuff!


Eat it with a spoon you say?


What do 'eat' and 'spoon' mean . . .



Also, what does overstimulation mean again?


Now I remember.