Grocery shopping!

Let's play a game. Question # 1:

Who do I look like?

I don't know either.

Question #2:

What is my favorite food I can't eat?

If you answered 'frozen White Castle cheeseburgers,' you are correct!


Question #3:

Come closer, no really.

What, exactly, is "radicchio"?


I have a guess . . .

Question #4:

What act of revenge will I impose for my continued humiliation?


I'll get back to you, I think I'll sleep on it.

O rev war!