Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy

Hello again, it's me. Here I am at my dad's office. He shares his office with a huge, stuffed buffalo (which I imagine is a more productive worker). Anyway, he thought it'd be cute to forcibly shove me up against it.


You can tell by my face that I'm underwhelmed by the cuteness of it all.

Then, he enlisted my mom to get in on the fun. She's more gentle but seems to think this is a sacrificial ritual of sorts.


I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille.

Actually, I'm thinking about being scarred for life by a giant, stuffed buffalo.

And who doesn't love having an extreme close-up taken of them (on my bad side again).

If I could get up and walk I'd be in Mexico by now.



The horror!